18
Apr
Untold: Chess Mates
2026 · ★★½
God, Hans Niemann is insufferable.
film-review
14
Apr
Scream
2022 · ★★★½
I liked this more on the second viewing. Maybe (definitely) my standards are lower now but the relationship between
14
Apr
Scream VI
2023 · ★★★½
Though it was short on meta-creativity (can a franchise break out of itself?) this one wins with a more
14
Apr
Scream 7
2026 · ★½
So unfortunately, because Melissa Barrera decided to violate her contract and post articles claiming the Holocaust was being used
2 min read
14
Apr
Pizza Movie
2026 · ★★★★
I fully expected this to be a complete throw away movie. Not funny, possibly boring, and probably derivative. I
09
Apr
Send Help
2026 · ★★★★
Vomit all of Sam Raimi's quirks directly into my face for any number of hours, please. He
1 min read
09
Apr
The Super Mario Galaxy Movie
2026 · ★★
Took the kids to see this over Spring Break and after my son turned to me and said, it
09
Apr
GOAT
2026 · ★★★
I liked the animation a lot but the story was full of cliches and unfortunately didn't bring
09
Apr
The Admiral: Roaring Currents
2014 · ★★★½
An entire movie, like many war movies before it, built towards a single important battle. These movies live or
09
Apr
Escape Room
2019 · ★★½
Had this on in the background because my kids wanted to watch again. Entertaining enough!